Credit cards only. And only Diners Club.   In other words, no!

A million dollars. All “Pretty Woman” style. That’s why you’ll only see us work one night. Our whole life.

I’ve never worked in a club that served shots from a community tray. If it makes you uncomfortable to buy drinks or shots that way, simply decline and offer to purchase a drink from your personal waitress instead.

We don’t care who is watching, we care who is buying.

All you can do is try, right? Keep these things in mind though:

Dancing in a night club is not the same as dancing in a strip club. You have to be seductive, not MTV video talented.

If you’re turned away, you can’t take it personally. Just take your “thick” ass to the next club, till you find the one that wants you.

Depends. I mean, if you have, like 5 kids, probably not. If you’re dancing to pay for their college tuition next year, probably not. 

It can work, obviously, but if you do, never, ever advertise that you are a mom. Do you really want the guy paying you $20 a dance to know it’s just going to buy your rugrats a happy meal the next day?

Every club has a music format the DJ and dancers must follow. For example, you won’t walk into the New York club and hear Ying Yang Twins or Korn. But in some clubs, you might. In every club I’ve worked in, I’ve chosen my own music. And if I’ve been sitting with a customer for a while and I’m about to go onstage, I’ll usually let him pick my songs (as long as it fits the format)!

Not go to bondage clubs! Seriously, if the dances are painful, get another girl! In no way, ever, should a dance be even slightly uncomfortable.

I prefer neatly groomed to forestry down there for sure. Waxed and smooth as a baby seal down there? Not so much.

Go to Rick’s. On your birthday. Choose a table, order a drink, commence to celebrating.